So last night I went to Club Rona and that shit was Soooooo Fuckin Poppin!
I fried some wings and fresh cut fries just like Candy would’ve done at Youngers. Showered, then around 9:30 I walked into the next venue (my room) with the Hella turnt/loud ass music as if I walked down the street to Robinson’s and filled my wine glass with Peach Manischewitz.
Y’alllllll….when I got there about 259 people were already there, getting their drinks, twerking, doing the butterfly, feet hurting and screaming Ayyyyyyyeeeee!!!
I 👏🏿WAS 👏🏿IN 👏🏿VIRTUAL 👏🏿HEAVEN.
(See Video Below) hahahah
I thought it was impossible for me to have that much fun online. Anybody who knows me know I came to dance and I’m a huge fan of face-to-face interactions!
🗣 YOU HEAR ME?!
WINK was going innnnnn…that shit was Ficklins on a Sunday circa 2009-2012. It brought back so many memories, so many turnt ass nights and a vibe that was unmatched. (Insert: Big Tuck’s Not a Stain on Me)
Per usual, the shit got shut down. MeMe said the Jakes shut it down, then I heard CDC shut it down, I also heard someone coughed. Whatever the case may be shit was over but miraculously Wink hopped back on for like 40 more minutes turning us up in our homes and shouting out the ratchets.
Around 10:51 Wink started to say his “I’m signing out remarks” and told everybody to head to DJ Smiddro (Stephen Porters’) Live.
Y’all know we did, because we weren’t trying to leave the club. Hahahaha
Smiddro had me US in the Trap because that’s where I would hear all the latest Trappy’est (made up word) music. I kept asking “what song is this?” but everyone was so caught up drinking, catching up (typing) and dancing (hopefully).
DJ Smiddro made it short and sweet and up next WE GOT THE LEGENDARY T-MAC ! Back in the day DJ T-Mac was in Ficklins, spinning that shit and wasn’t even old enough to drink but he had that shit LIIIIIIIVE!!!
T-Mac done took us to the NOLA and I damn near lost it. I done told the club I’m having a party and going to NOLA in the Summer and want them to come. I mean, y’all know how girls get when they’re drinking, then go to the bathroom and being all friendly and shit.
“I mean, yall are invited as long as y’all are Real Dance Machines.”
Since I started my self-quarantine (because my freelance ass can’t afford to be sick) I seen my waist go down and my appetite shrink. Now I done reverted back to them old ways when me and my metabolism were besties, done drank a half of bottle of wine and can feel every piece of fat back in its old place. Therefore I can’t be all up in the club every night because while y’all still getting paid to work from home MY ASS IS STRATEGIZING for Invested AF®, The Empowerment Planner™ 2021, these BOMB ASS EVENTS I’m planning to Implement once they free us and a few LIFESTYLE and BEAUTY” products I’ve been sitting on.
So, the next time anyone thinks Black people aren’t some of the most creative and innovative MF’rs on the planet observe how we ALWAYS PERSEVERE. We turn terrible times into love and laughter, make dinner out of toilet paper, bake Chocolate Cake out of Lemons and done created a Virtual Club in Pittsburgh 🖤
#CLUBRONA was PIONEERED in PITTSBURGH!
Ps: Tip yall DJ’s!!!
Wink: $zeem2556
Smiddro: $bigcitysmiddro
Be Safe and Sanitary Y’all!!!